annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

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lostunderthemountain:

javertthejollypastrychef:

bombursbelly:

Ok here they are. Pls don’t laugh I have so many feels.

  • Tauriel reminds Bard of his wife: long, wild red hair, freckles.
  • They first bonded by discussing how their bows were crafted.
  • When Bard was away, Tauriel would visit his home and teach his daughters how to use the bow and arrow. One night he came home to find that Tauriel had braided their hair in a Silvan manner. The girls grew to really love her since they didn’t have a mom.
  • He only fancied her from afar.
  • She considered herself too lowly (as she did with Legolas). 
  • On the days when the King of Mirkwood and Bard met, Tauriel would put aside her duties as captain of the guard and wait around until the council was over just to see the King of Dale.

feel free to add on

or just post in the “baurdiel” tag

Okay I don’t know the name of Bard’s kids so just… -rolls-

  • Yeah the girls really like her
  • The son was skeptical at first because like “you’re trying to replace my mom what” but he kind of watched how happy everyone was with her and finally just “yeah okay you’re awesome”
  • Tauriel always denies it when Bard tells people that she split one of his arrows in half when they were having a friendly competition, with her cheeks turning this pink colour that’s so unusual for elves and Bard just smiles at her for a minute.
  • When he saw her in formal clothes for the first time, Bard was rendered speechless for five minutes. It was like wise for Tauriel.
  • They thought that they were being so subtle and everything…but even Thorin knew they were together.
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xhuh xnow i ship it xbaudriel

followmetoslaughter:

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

reblogging because nirvana

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fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.

fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.

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Smile Like You Mean It
The Killers & Hot Fuss
4,194 plays

radtracks:

smile like you mean it // the killers

and someone is calling my name
from the back of the restaurant
and someone is playing a game
in the house that i grew up in

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purplespottedsunnies:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

Hahaha
Haha
Ha


It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…

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amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:
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sadspaghetti:

group assignments more like

image

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amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz
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